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Two years jail sentence for lingerie thief who thought he was a female elf

Seeded on Fri May 18, 2007 2:05 PM EDT
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A man who claimed he thought he was a female elf when he stole underwear from a Belfast shop at knifepoint, has been jailed for two years.

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cartooncat

I never knew female elves got up to that sort of thing! I'd better read Lord of the Rings again....

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Reply#1 - Fri May 18, 2007 2:06 PM EDT
ShaunV

Before sentence was passed a lawyer for Boyd revealed that since the incident he had lost his job at Queen's University Belfast and both he and his wife had been subjected to ridicule.

Gee! I can't for the life of me figure out why? ;)

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Reply#2 - Fri May 18, 2007 2:40 PM EDT
cartooncat

Move on...move on...nothing to see here....ain't you all got gnomes to go to?

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#2.1 - Fri May 18, 2007 3:07 PM EDT
ShaunV

Do gnomes eat magic 'shrooms or just live under them?????

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#2.2 - Fri May 18, 2007 3:14 PM EDT
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GaryO

Maybe he should sue Buho the elf.

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Reply#3 - Fri May 18, 2007 7:36 PM EDT
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