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Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien and eat it

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Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures' head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.

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{"commentId":7250688,"authorDomain":"worldknightboy"}

Talk about a fish story! Vodka and humor must somehow be involved in this whopper of a story! Any leftovers to do DNA testing?

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Reply#1 - Sat May 23, 2009 5:02 PM EDT
{"commentId":7250837,"authorDomain":"katzleo"}

That's what you do when the "hungries" hit.

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Reply#2 - Sat May 23, 2009 5:19 PM EDT
{"commentId":7252064,"authorDomain":"king-of-messico"}

That or they smoked a fatty and had the munchies.

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#2.1 - Sat May 23, 2009 7:48 PM EDT
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{"commentId":7251060,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

Idiots.

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Reply#3 - Sat May 23, 2009 5:43 PM EDT
{"commentId":7251123,"authorDomain":"katzleo"}

Sorry didn't mean to offend, it was just a joke.

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#3.1 - Sat May 23, 2009 5:51 PM EDT
{"commentId":7254153,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

Silly! I wasn't talking about you, I was referring to the fishermen. I can't imagine eating something I might think was an alien.

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#3.2 - Sun May 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT
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{"commentId":7251802,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}

Fish is fish, I guess. Best with a dry white wine. Urp.

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Reply#4 - Sat May 23, 2009 7:14 PM EDT
{"commentId":7252057,"authorDomain":"king-of-messico"}

Monster fish aliens are a delicatessen in parts of Russia, dontcha know?

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Reply#5 - Sat May 23, 2009 7:48 PM EDT
{"commentId":7252505,"authorDomain":"jimmyjamm93442"}

should we assume it tasted some what like A YETI or maybe since it was seafood, like a LOCH NESS SERPENT

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Reply#6 - Sat May 23, 2009 8:44 PM EDT
{"commentId":7260614,"authorDomain":"l-kamkar"}

NO, we are not to assume it tasted some what like a Yeti. It probably tasted like Chicken.

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#6.1 - Sun May 24, 2009 5:44 PM EDT
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{"commentId":7253565,"authorDomain":"dolphins169"}

B U L L S H I T !!!!!

I've got a bridge that connects NJ and NY that I'll sell you too.....

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Reply#7 - Sat May 23, 2009 10:51 PM EDT
{"commentId":7260668,"authorDomain":"l-kamkar"}

Sorry, that bridge was already sold. I have the deed (smile) and I am keeping it safe until Real Estate prices go up again.

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#7.1 - Sun May 24, 2009 5:50 PM EDT
{"commentId":7263173,"authorDomain":"dolphins169"}

Lol.....

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#7.2 - Sun May 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT
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{"commentId":7262592,"authorDomain":"katzleo"}

How do you know what part to eat and how to fix it?

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Reply#8 - Sun May 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT
{"commentId":7265276,"authorDomain":"katzleo"}

You could end up with tuchas soup.

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#8.1 - Mon May 25, 2009 5:59 AM EDT
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{"commentId":7263235,"authorDomain":"beamerab3"}

An alien?! Don't eat it, you don't know where it's been!

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Reply#9 - Sun May 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT
{"commentId":7267738,"authorDomain":"AbeMartin"}

The picture is of a Guitarfish. Even the specific shot looks familiar. I'm not sure it is a new picture. I'm also not sure it is poor enough quality to be a cel phone picture.

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Reply#10 - Mon May 25, 2009 11:29 AM EDT
{"commentId":7285376,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}

The you Abe for the ID.

By the way did you ever see Radio Days where Dianne Wiest wins a fish-identifying contest on the radio?? Classic Woody Allen film.

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Reply#11 - Tue May 26, 2009 1:54 PM EDT
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