Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.
"It's downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who've had the same thing happen to them," Haaster told Aftonbladet
Not exactly, but once I almost hoped I was similarly accosted by the Swedish Bikini Team, like this:
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I think I love sweden.
With any luck, I'm going to die that way.
Authorities are hoping that tips from the public can help them apprehend the suspects responsible for the bizarre attack
Sure -- they want to get in on the "action" --- LOL
Now I know what I want for my birthday...
Yes, I could join that fantasy with girls of the Swedish Bikini Team. I wonder if Uma, Karin, Hilgar, Eva or Ulla had tattoos?
If I were him I might gloat about it to a couple of close friends over beers, but I would never file a complaint with police. As guys get older we sometimes let our imagination run away a bit. I wonder if he really said “No”? Could he in good faith say he meant “No”? Perhaps he sought police help because he wants to get back in touch with the ladies since they didn't leave phone numbers.
Hi, Leo! Good to see you out and about! Yeah, with my major health issues its only ever going to be a silly fantasy from here on out, but if I fell off my bicycle and bumped my head, I'd probably make up a whopper of a story like this one!
Hope you are well. Don't spend too much of your day riding around hoping this happens to you. Wait until the weather changes and gets cooler. It is definitely too hot here in FL right now for more than just a little time in the early AM. Guess I could always hope it happens on the golf course. I will go real slow in the cart. Best wishes and stay in touch. Leo.
You know this might be some mans fantasy....a bunch of wild, tattooed teens ;) ?
I noticed that the "victim" hasn't received much sympathy from the comments so far.... ;-)
Mmmmm hmmmmm....I noticed the same =) !
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