A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
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He truely is the MASTERbater.
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A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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The question is, did he observe the stop signs and red lights?
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why didn't the police handcuff him so he couldn't do this? why did they allow him to do this in front of them..? Makes me wonder if they got off on watching. Sick to allow it. isn't there a law against doing this in public in front of people?
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Would you want to put your cuffs on those hands? Hell I wouldn't even want him to hand over his drivers license and proof of registration.
However sick, you have to admire his conviction and work ethic. He's a man who must finish the job, no matter how sticky the situation may be. (pun intended)
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That's what rubber gloves are for, BL.
Errr...I stand corrected. In this situation, rubber gloves may have been seen as an aid.
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Obviously he was disgusted with his fellow man after reading Diogenes Laertius, and so he decided to show his contempt for modern society. Brilliant, bravo sir. Just please do remember to pull over before you pull on it next time.
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He's blind thats why he crashed,his mom told him he would go blind, He He
That Truck Driver must of known who was working the LATE SHIFT OFFICER NUT GRABBER,BOB,MEAT GAZZER .
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The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
There is no doubt here. This man's compulsion obviously overrides his judgment.
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That Truck Driver must of known who was working the Late shift OFFICER BOB, JERK,NUT GRABBER, MEAT GAZER .
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So now happy endings will be known everafter as 'flipping your rig'!
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So now happy endings will be known everafter as 'flipping your rig'!
LMAO!!
That is perfect!! I will need to remember this. LOL :D
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Mama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket pool.........
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He is lucky he was not on the Autobahn, or he would've found a new meaning for a
speedy 'spit-stop'
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