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A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Seeded on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:04 AM EDT
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He truely is the MASTERbater.
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#1 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:55 AM EDT
A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
- 7 votes
The question is, did he observe the stop signs and red lights?
- 1 vote
why didn't the police handcuff him so he couldn't do this? why did they allow him to do this in front of them..? Makes me wonder if they got off on watching. Sick to allow it. isn't there a law against doing this in public in front of people?
- 5 votes
#2 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:49 AM EDTWould you want to put your cuffs on those hands? Hell I wouldn't even want him to hand over his drivers license and proof of registration.
However sick, you have to admire his conviction and work ethic. He's a man who must finish the job, no matter how sticky the situation may be. (pun intended)
- 2 votes
That's what rubber gloves are for, BL.
Errr...I stand corrected. In this situation, rubber gloves may have been seen as an aid.
- 2 votes
Obviously he was disgusted with his fellow man after reading Diogenes Laertius, and so he decided to show his contempt for modern society. Brilliant, bravo sir. Just please do remember to pull over before you pull on it next time.
- 3 votes
#5 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:38 AM EDTHe's blind thats why he crashed,his mom told him he would go blind, He He
#6 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:25 AM EDTThat Truck Driver must of known who was working the LATE SHIFT OFFICER NUT GRABBER,BOB,MEAT GAZZER .
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#10 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:09 AM EDTThe trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
There is no doubt here. This man's compulsion obviously overrides his judgment.
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#11 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:15 AM EDTThat Truck Driver must of known who was working the Late shift OFFICER BOB, JERK,NUT GRABBER, MEAT GAZER .
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#12 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:25 AM EDTSo now happy endings will be known everafter as 'flipping your rig'!
- 4 votes
#17 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:10 PM EDTSo now happy endings will be known everafter as 'flipping your rig'!
LMAO!!
That is perfect!! I will need to remember this. LOL :D
- 3 votes
#18 - Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:54 PM EDTMama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket pool.........
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#19 - Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDTHe is lucky he was not on the Autobahn, or he would've found a new meaning for a
speedy 'spit-stop'
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