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Boss shoots worker for using the management WC

Seeded on Fri Oct 2, 2009 7:17 AM EDT
Read ArticleArticle Source: The Sun Newspaper Online
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A FUMING boss allegedly SHOT one of his employees after he discovered they had used his private LOO.

Police said the raging manager pulled out his gun and blasted the unlucky worker in the leg after hearing of his cheeky toilet trip.

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bonos_rama

Boy, and they say FEMALE bosses are a pain to work for.

This takes the cake!

  • 3 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Oct 2, 2009 8:25 AM EDT
cartooncat

He was only shot in the leg. Just think what might have happened if he'd taken the last sheet of paper....

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Fri Oct 2, 2009 11:05 AM EDT
Adamdadm01

He would be an it

  • 1 vote
#1.2 - Fri Oct 2, 2009 6:14 PM EDT
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redphish

I think it's safe to assume that this wasn't covered in the employee handbook.

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Fri Oct 2, 2009 9:56 PM EDT
mercenaryjournalist

uh huh...oooooooooooookay!

  • 2 votes
Reply#4 - Sat Oct 3, 2009 7:26 AM EDT
River-239955

Cops said: "It seems he underestimated the strength of his employer's feelings on the matter of which toilet he should use."

Yeah..... I guess so.

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Sat Oct 3, 2009 8:48 AM EDT
Darreth01

I guess next time he'll KNOW BETTER WON'T HE?!?!? wow... I agree cartooncat... what would the boss have done if he found out all the TP was gone?!? btw... what do you suppose this boss' penalty is for not having a report done on time?!?!?

Dogbert said it best: I wouldn't trust MOST of you goobers (HUMANS) with anything more dangerous than DENTAL FLOSS!!! *GRIN*

  • 1 vote
Reply#6 - Sat Oct 3, 2009 3:16 PM EDT
Nan-813417

Geez, rough job.

  • 1 vote
Reply#7 - Sat Oct 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT
lisztfan35

i smell a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the making here......and rightfully so. in addition, the boss should be put in prison for life for attempted murder.

  • 1 vote
Reply#8 - Tue Oct 6, 2009 12:20 AM EDT
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