Priest says swine-flu vaccine contains micro-chips

News Type: Event — Seeded on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:00 PM EST

Article Source: croatiantimes.com

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Friar Miroslav Bustruc told believers in a church in the southern village of St. Martin close to Zadar that there was a mass plan to destroy mankind.

"Part of that plan includes using illnesses. The swine-flu vaccine contains a micro chip, and they want to control us with it", the preacher said during Mass, news website Index has reported.

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cartooncat

Okaaaaay....

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11 votes

#1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:00 PM EST

{"commentId":10683455,"authorDomain":"gozounlimited"}

GOZO-unlimited

Viruses are nanotechnology (how a virus works): Video; YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBIZI4s5NiE

A scientific explanation of viruses by an expert...check it out!

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2 votes

#1.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:35 PM EST

{"commentId":10683847,"authorDomain":"dragon1986"}

Dragon1986

Hmm.... not quite

National Medical Device Registry

`(g)(1) The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the `registry') to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that--

- `(i) a class III device; or

- `(ii) a class II device that is implantable, life-supporting, or life-sustaining.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c111:2:./temp/~c111aFeQ1M:e1522279:

What is a class II device?

http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/cfr_2008/aprqtr/pdf/21cfr860.3.pdf

Is the implantable microchip FDA-approved?

In October 2004, VeriChip's human-implantable RFID microchip was cleared by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for medical uses in the United States (as a Class II Medical Device). In fact, the implantable microchip is considered a "predicate device" within the FDA, meaning others entering the space in the future will be measured against this device.

http://www.verichipcorp.com/faqs.html

Obama declares national 'emergency'

http://www.flu.gov/professional/federal/h1n1emergency10242009.html

Has Baxter released a bioweapon in the Ukraine? (not swine flu)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlvfj-NOg0s

Just imagine such a terrible flu, we'd... we'd... have to use Boston's model

http://blogs.healthfreedomalliance.org/blog/2009/09/17/boston-launches-flu-shot-tracking/

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3 votes

#1.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:21 PM EST

{"commentId":10684341,"authorDomain":"kshark"}

Kshark

Priest says swine-flu vaccine contains micro-chips

Me thinks he has watched the movie Innerspace TOO many times.

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9 votes

#1.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:21 PM EST

{"commentId":10684347,"authorDomain":"AalafAlot"}

Aalaf Alot

Discover Magazine December 2009 has article on the Swine Flu with more conspiracy theories.

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7 votes

#1.4 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:21 PM EST

{"commentId":10688095,"authorDomain":"shock-treatment65"}

JeniferD

Guys, remember the Bilderberg's plan? Exterminate 80% of the human population and enslave the survivors. I know there's something fishy about that H1N1 vaccine. That Priest might know something a lot of us do not.

Too many PSA's pushing that vaccine. I'm not taking it, I've had enough shots and mystery innoculations over a 20 year period. I wonder what elected offical(s) hold stock in the company that produces this vaccine? Follow the money, I say.

What's funny is that here in Nevada, many folks, who are at risk, are being turned away while just a few get this so-called 'vaccine'.

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9 votes

#1.5 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:00 AM EST

{"commentId":10688292,"authorDomain":"RapidReload"}

Asheville Jack

Jenifer, don't you think that if there was a conspiracy to put micro chips in a flu vaccine that the 'evil people' who would enslave the entire population would at least make enough vaccine to go around and complete their sinister plans.

>*
>?
>>

Jenifer, Don't listen to Asheville Jack. He's part of the evil conspiracy!!! Run! Run like hell to the Canadian wilderness. It's your only chance.

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8 votes

#1.6 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:15 AM EST

{"commentId":10689962,"authorDomain":"gozounlimited"}

GOZO-unlimited

THE NANOTECHNOLOGY REVOLUTION IN BIOPHARMACEUTICS

A New Era in Targeted Anti-Viral Therapeutics

http://www.nanoviricides.com/

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1 vote

#1.7 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:28 PM EST

{"commentId":10690149,"authorDomain":"arsine3463"}

Buckeye Voter

I don't go to a priest for medical or scientific advice.

Or pretty much anything that has to do with living in the real world.

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11 votes

#1.8 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:45 PM EST

{"commentId":10690696,"authorDomain":"cyrano"}

cyrano-759306

What's this guy doing in St. Martin? With his qualifications, he would fit in quite well with our sizable wing-nut population.

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3 votes

#1.9 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:34 PM EST

{"commentId":10690789,"authorDomain":"dragon1986"}

Dragon1986

Guys, remember the Bilderberg's plan? Exterminate 80% of the human population and enslave the survivors.

Right there black and white in the health care segment that I posted, it's coming.

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2 votes

#1.10 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:44 PM EST

{"commentId":10692165,"authorDomain":"shock-treatment65"}

JeniferD

Dragon1986

Thank You. I do a lot of reading and I don't buy into conspiracy theories, however, this huge push for this vaccine is questionable. I've kept tabs on the Bilderberg's activity for years. What they do is criminal; they are not elected officials, but, they seem to think that just because they're super rich, they're fit to decide the fate of the humans on this planet.

Deplorable.

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6 votes

#1.11 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:08 PM EST

{"commentId":10692181,"authorDomain":"shock-treatment65"}

JeniferD

Go on YouTube and check out what the BBG is up to. If you're not concerned, guys and gals, you should be.

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4 votes

#1.12 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:10 PM EST

{"commentId":10717546,"authorDomain":"lvmom"}

LV Mom

What's funny is that here in Nevada, many folks, who are at risk, are being turned away while just a few get this so-called 'vaccine'.

I live in Nevada and I had no problem with the pediatrician giving my kids this vaccine. I did hear there was quite a line at the health department, though.

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1 vote

#1.13 - Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:55 AM EST

{"commentId":10681057,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

alkimija

He's been watching too much Youtube. Another victim of internet idiocy. There are people here at Newsvine who believe the same thing, btw.

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12 votes

#2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:11 PM EST

{"commentId":10681186,"authorDomain":"emartens"}

Independent Ed

There are people here at Newsvine who believe the same thing, btw.

Yes there are. I remember ignoring a seed with this assquackery in it a few days ago.

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9 votes

#2.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:27 PM EST

{"commentId":10681394,"authorDomain":"boonsorama"}

boons_orama-131388

Do you really expect more out of people who also believe that Obama is a secret Muslim agent sent to destroy the U.S???

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14 votes

#2.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:51 PM EST

{"commentId":10683237,"authorDomain":"chrisb327"}

gordy327

The priest is just upset that the government is finding ways to control people more than the church can. He just doesn't like the competition.

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17 votes

#2.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:09 PM EST

{"commentId":10681615,"authorDomain":"Leafydebater"}

Leafydebater

1. He's a looney

2. That's what the church wants you to think. They believe that people can only be healed by the mercy of god and that anything new is sinful.

This really isn't a suprise to me after all :)

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10 votes

#3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:13 PM EST

{"commentId":10682674,"authorDomain":"bluewaterz1969"}

BLUE-1469099

Sorry but the church doesn't believe that. We need medicine and we believe medicine heals. That Priest is a nut job. Plain and simple. If it was to control us , the workers would get it first. Not children and pregnant women. That in itself should have told his people he needs to step down.

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6 votes

#3.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:07 PM EST

{"commentId":10682957,"authorDomain":"Leafydebater"}

Leafydebater

your point is much better than mine is :)

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5 votes

#3.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:39 PM EST

{"commentId":10684649,"authorDomain":"waynef150-1"}

Wayne-1025787

While I totally agree this is ridiculous and the priest a nutcase, one could argue that for long-term effects you should get the young ones and ignore the older population. It stands to reason that this would seem logical to a religious leader, because that's exactly what all organized religions try to do. The older folks' main function is to give money to support continuing to brainwash the young. If I believed this theory, I'd come a LOT closer to believing that it was religion, not the government, behind it. Oh wait, I forgot that the religious nuts control much of the government! LOL

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1 vote

#3.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:53 PM EST

{"commentId":10681866,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

Randilly

If anybody wants put a microchip in me and track me all over the place, they are going to find themselves bored silly. This is more conspiricy theory crap.

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15 votes

#4 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:39 PM EST

{"commentId":10682167,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

alkimija

lol, I've always said the same thing. If there are people watching me, they've probably died of boredom by now.

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8 votes

#4.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:11 PM EST

{"commentId":10693746,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}

gladbutterfly

Yes, my sister and I feel sorry for the CSIS agents who listen to our morning coffee telephone conversations every morning.

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2 votes

#4.2 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:50 PM EST

{"commentId":10694417,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

Randilly

gladbutterfly

I've got a feeling, that they assign surveillance on you as some kind of hazeing prank on all the newbie secret agent men. And that you and your sister have already put two rookies in the loonie bin, over cookies and tea.

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3 votes

#4.3 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:01 PM EST

{"commentId":10694960,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}

gladbutterfly

lol

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1 vote

#4.4 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:58 PM EST

{"commentId":10704852,"authorDomain":"Jamesdevore"}

James.Devore

the CSIS guys that keep an eye on me are now no longer with the group as they have lost their freaking minds due to boredom and trying to figure out why in the hell we kept offering them alcohol before I slipped into the pink thong and combat boots and ran down the street chasing them away

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2 votes

#4.5 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:41 PM EST

{"commentId":10681947,"authorDomain":"dkemmerer"}

Dennis Kemmerer

Gotta love the kooks.

Too bad there isn't some sort of religious prohibition against their being allowed to reproduce.

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11 votes

#5 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:48 PM EST

{"commentId":10683142,"authorDomain":"nmanx62"}

nmanx62

uuhh, dude, he's a Catholic Friar... I think he's taken an oath of celibacy. Which means no reproducing.

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4 votes

#5.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:00 PM EST

{"commentId":10683202,"authorDomain":"dkemmerer"}

Dennis Kemmerer

Thank [insert imaginary deity of your choice] for that!

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5 votes

#5.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:07 PM EST

{"commentId":10683685,"authorDomain":"quid-est-veritas"}

Quid est Veritas

uuhh, dude, he's a Catholic Friar... I think he's taken an oath of celibacy. Which means no reproducing.

well if no one else will say it I will. No worries he only gets with little boys

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3 votes

#5.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:03 PM EST

{"commentId":10693770,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}

gladbutterfly

Why is it that people think it's ok to be bigoted about the Catholic Church? Try that with Islam or Judaism and see where it gets you.

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1 vote

#5.4 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:53 PM EST

{"commentId":10697686,"authorDomain":"jimmyjamm93442"}

Jim420

the Bigotry is not exclusive to Catholics, the same regard is often held for:

The FLDS / Mormon / Rev. Moons church, Jim Jones Church, umm and any other church that victimizes it's congregation, needs to be chastized, (if the shoe fits)

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1 vote

#5.5 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:59 AM EST

{"commentId":10698007,"authorDomain":"jamithy1"}

jamithy1

Why is it that people think it's ok to be bigoted about the Catholic Church?

name me a cleric from either of those religions who have made the same claim as this priest and I will infer that they are nut jobs too...

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3 votes

#5.6 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:36 AM EST

{"commentId":10706561,"authorDomain":"quid-est-veritas"}

Quid est Veritas

O no I hate all mass religions. They are all hypocrites!

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2 votes

#5.7 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:52 PM EST

{"commentId":10706605,"authorDomain":"quid-est-veritas"}

Quid est Veritas

Why is it that people think it's ok to be bigoted about the Catholic Church? Try that with Islam or Judaism and see where it gets you.

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
We must make travel easy,
Then we have a big party.

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the jew.
They take everybody money,
They never give it back.

Throw the jew down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grub him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.

If you see the jew coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his money,
And I tell you what to do.

Everybody!

Throw the jew down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grub him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.

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#5.8 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:53 PM EST

{"commentId":10681993,"authorDomain":"ScienceGuy"}

ScienceGuy-356641

Dude has been watching too much Star Trek TNG.

"You will be assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile..."

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9 votes

#6 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:53 PM EST

{"commentId":10684335,"authorDomain":"chrisb327"}

gordy327

You will be assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile

"From this moment on, you will service...us!"

"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are in control now!"

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4 votes

#6.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:20 PM EST

{"commentId":10684656,"authorDomain":"emartens"}

Independent Ed

Dude has been watching too much Star Trek TNG

That's not all.

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1 vote

#6.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:54 PM EST

{"commentId":10682050,"authorDomain":"rdonaldsnyder"}

R. Donald Snyder

To quote the late, great Barney Fife (one of the worlds greatest philosophers) "He's a nut!"

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10 votes

#7 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:58 PM EST

{"commentId":10682078,"authorDomain":"jamithy1"}

jamithy1

this from a man who also has an imaginary friend who lives in outer space

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8 votes

#8 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:01 PM EST

{"commentId":10682144,"authorDomain":"shotgun-1"}

Chris -1166785

Tin hats are passed out at the rectum with coffee and tea..

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11 votes

#9 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:08 PM EST

{"commentId":10682169,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

Randilly

I assume you mean the Rectory?

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5 votes

#9.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:11 PM EST

{"commentId":10682282,"authorDomain":"scm80005"}

Omega in Colorado

I think that may be the best comment ever on newsvine.

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5 votes

#9.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:23 PM EST

{"commentId":10682414,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

alkimija

bwahahaha!

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4 votes

#9.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:38 PM EST

{"commentId":10682634,"authorDomain":"shotgun-1"}

Chris -1166785

I assume you mean the Rectory?

No, a spin on words suit his church just fine!

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6 votes

#9.4 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:03 PM EST

{"commentId":10682942,"authorDomain":"dkemmerer"}

Dennis Kemmerer

Randilly wrote:

I assume you mean the Rectory?

Nope, I think he meant rectum. :)

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8 votes

#9.5 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:38 PM EST

{"commentId":10682240,"authorDomain":"sms29s"}

sms29s66

Oh my God. Wait till Glenn Beck and Michele Bachman hear about this.

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6 votes

#10 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:19 PM EST

{"commentId":10689321,"authorDomain":"RainDaze"}

RainDaze

Someone should email them a copy.

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1 vote

#10.1 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:35 PM EST

{"commentId":10682268,"authorDomain":"par4thecourse"}

Par4TheCourse

Priest says swine-flu vaccine contains micro-chips

What a Stupid moron.. Yes.. The Nasal Spray has a micro-chip that enlodges in the nasal cavity.. and it will not come out because it has little spurs on it that connects to your sinus passage.. And the little fine head of a hypodermic needle allows it go into your veins..

This guy and Becky ought to get together... Gawd!!! Where are these Morons coming from? Stop the world.. I want to get off.

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10 votes

#11 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:22 PM EST

{"commentId":10682340,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

Randilly

Has anyone seen that movie where Arnold Swartzenegger pulls the bug out of his head?

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3 votes

#11.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:30 PM EST

{"commentId":10682596,"authorDomain":"little-sure-shot"}

Little Sure Shot

Randilly that would be Total Recall. Now if those of us in CA could just get him to pull his head out of his as*.

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4 votes

#11.2 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:58 PM EST

{"commentId":10682873,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

Randilly

"Now if those of us in CA could just get him to pull his head out of his as*."

That would be another truly unforgettable Arnie scene. Probably, with more struggle.

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5 votes

#11.3 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:30 PM EST

{"commentId":10693812,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}

gladbutterfly

Hey, listen, you can bet there are people thinking up ways to make such devices right now, if they haven't already. Not long ago, space travel was just an impossible idea, not to mention the advances in microbiology of the last decade. There are wingnuts in every walk of life; it's just because it's a "priest" that makes it newsworthy. Slow day for news, I guess.

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1 vote

#11.4 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:57 PM EST

{"commentId":10683137,"authorDomain":"right-to-sucede"}

Right to Secede

If that technology existed, any government that had the means to employ it would. Luckily for us our government does not have that technology...yet

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3 votes

#12 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:00 PM EST

{"commentId":10683212,"authorDomain":"dkemmerer"}

Dennis Kemmerer

Get double-thickness heavy duty tinfoil next time.

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8 votes

#12.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:07 PM EST

{"commentId":10683983,"authorDomain":"RapidReload"}

Asheville Jack

"Part of that plan includes using illnesses. The swine-flu vaccine contains a micro chip, and they want to control us with it", the preacher said during Mass,

Thanks. This helps explain why whenever I pass by the local RNC office's I suddenly drop to the ground and start spinning around in circles like Curly from the Three Stooges. Up stairs in the windows I see old white men in suits laughing.

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11 votes

#13 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:40 PM EST

{"commentId":10684309,"authorDomain":"chrisb327"}

gordy327

I suddenly drop to the ground and start spinning around in circles like Curly from the Three Stooges.

"Aw, a wise guy, eh? Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

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5 votes

#13.1 - Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:18 PM EST

{"commentId":10693818,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}

gladbutterfly

lol.

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#13.2 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:58 PM EST

{"commentId":10704934,"authorDomain":"Jamesdevore"}

James.Devore

hmm that would explain the fat old rich white guy in a suit following me arround with a lil Game cube controller that makes me pee on the DNP building in town... and why the voices in my head are all republicans....

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1 vote

#13.3 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:45 PM EST

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Tony Wlliams

I think someone has had to much of the Communal Wine while watching SCI-FI. Next it will be the Doctors are aliens and Will Smith really is M.I.B. with a rocket car.

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2 votes

#14 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:07 AM EST

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reddirthippy

Pig chips!!!!

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2 votes

#15 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:45 PM EST

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Karri-M

Doesn't the Catholic Church have a few hospitals with psych units? Maybe they should admit him.

Oh, no, wait, THEY are a part of the conspiracy.

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1 vote

#16 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:19 PM EST

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BelindaK

Paranoia is so charming.

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3 votes

#17 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:14 PM EST

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djinoh

laugh all you want but keep heads up on this one

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#18 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:39 PM EST

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Chris -1166785

laugh all you want but keep heads up on this one......their heads are already up, its where that matters.

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6 votes

#18.1 - Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:13 PM EST

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Stinkweed Pete

So there will be a load of kooks who believe this guy, refrain from getting a vaccine that will prevent them from contracting a potentially deadly illness, then go to church on Sunday and all drink from the same chalice.

I believe that is Darwin's theory at work.

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5 votes

#19 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:16 AM EST

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Jim420

shh, the real conspiracy is the flu is going to kill everybody, so the men in black, DON'T want you to take the vaccine, so they are spreading rumors about it having micro-chips, that way, people avoid the vaccine and everyone gets the flu, ( they know we know, but they don't know we know they know we know, so that way we know they know they dob't know we know they know we know) it's simple to understand,

lololololol.. save the squirrrels, they keep all the nuts in order.

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5 votes

#19.1 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:08 AM EST

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James.Devore

Lord help us... oh wait nevermind this guy's one of yours Buddha help us...

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2 votes

#19.2 - Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:09 AM EST

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LV Mom

Jim, your comment gave me my 1st laugh of the day. Thanks!

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1 vote

#19.3 - Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:58 AM EST

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