Cuba's government has offered its first free penis implants, part of a program set to be expanded across the communist island, an official newspaper has reported.
It is likely not what Karl Marx had in mind when he imagined a society transformed "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs," but Juventud Rebelde reported on Friday that the silicon and silver penis implants are set to become more common.
Don't have any toilet paper, but you can get a free penis implant.
Hear that? That sucking sound? That's the sound of tourist dollars going to Cuba, as hundreds, nay thousands of men rush from the US to Cuba to get penis implants... LOL!
Hmmm.... would the Cuban penis implant (not free for tourists) would be illegal under the embargo? Have an illegal smoke with your illegal penile implant...
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