A bride's startlingly revealing wedding dress has become an internet sensation.
Those russians sure know how to live.
Utterly amazing!Or should I say '"udderly"
She probably paid big bucks for those things so she might as well show them off.
Wouldn't you want to show off your Porsche?
Wow! I bet she REALLY hauled in the dough when it came time for the "Dollar Dance".
She probably paid big bucks for those things so she might as well show them off.
Nope, those are natural.
Those puppies are amazing and if shes willing to show that much at her wedding then you know she is a freak behind closed doors. Lucky guy.
They look like a nice pair! lol
She could feed the Ukraine with those udders.
Actually the photo was recaptioned. It was actually an unveiling of the Russian Navy's new flesh colored life jacket. Hers just inflated prematurely.
What I want to know is, are they real?
(raising my hand)
I'm willing to check!
I'm willing to check!
OK, now I'm jealous.
Hey, I'm more then willing to extend that same offer to any of the fine ladies here on Newsvine who are looking for expert testimony as to the naturalness of their breasts too! For free even! I'm just that kinda guy.
(innocent smile)
Wait a minute, this is very strange as I have seen that exact same photo from a year to nearly 2 years ago that was on a site of prom photos from schools around the US.
Something is wrong here regarding the photo and story.
RDS - You're such a giving person. What would we do without you? LMAO
Frankly, I thought they were kinda nasty looking.
Frankly, I thought they were kinda nasty looking.
That's why it would a .....um...."sacrifice" on my part.....I'm just trying to help.
Are you....uh....."volunteering".....Belinda???
;-)
Oh hell no!
Nice to see you this morning! Have a great Thanksgiving!
Late night for me and on my way to bed.
Have a great Thanksgiving luv.
;-)
Oh boy. I've already been to bed and am up for the day. Sweet dreams!
I'm "up for the day" as well. Haven't gone to bed with and had 5 shots of sweet tea vodka. Muhahaha.
What I want to know is, are they real?
I'm not an expert on the subject, but I've seen enough "bought" ones to know what they look like. My answer is: yes, they are real (silicone, that is). And they are hers (because she paid for them).
That dress is so tacky. She looks like she's about to make a porno.
5 shots of sweet tea vodka
I'm not much of a drinker, but that sounds kind of good. Do you buy it that way or is it literally vodka mixed with sweet tea?
L V Mom - I can't imagine why she would think she looks attractive that way. She is showing everyone her boobs. I would think she would want something a little more romantic and less porno for her wedding pictures. Her future children will be so proud. Ick.
I don't think some people own a mirror. If that's what you want to wear on your wedding day, fine, but in most cities in the US, you would be cited for indecent exposure.
I wonder what her parents thought of this. I don't care how old my daughter is, I would not allow her to wear something like that in public. We would definitely be having some serious discussions about choices.
Do you buy it that way or is it literally vodka mixed with sweet tea?
It's already made in a bottle. Taste like sweet tea with a kick. My favorite. If you mix it with Iced Tea you'd get drunk and wouldn't realize it. Can be lethal. >:)
P.S. The sweet tea girls were at my bar tonight. Got a tea shirt and a body shot. Life is good.
What is a body shot? Sorry, I don't drink much.
BelindaK--
Body shot info. Simply using the human body well someone else's body to for the shot purposes.
The things these kids get into. LOL
Egads! I must be officially old now or something because that does not sound the least bit enticing. It cracks me up when I hear drinking lingo because I never know what it means. Even when I was younger I never drank much due to growing up with an alcoholic father. I love to hear all the fads though. That's definitely a new one on me.
Others have wondered whether the choice of a white dress is perhaps misleading, while others make the inevitable puns: “They make a lovely pair” seems to be the most common.
Hahahaha.
Mother Russia! :P
Wow. Think he'll say "I do" as he's staring at her chest? lol.
Hey it's her big day. She should wear whatever she wants. Her husband didn't seem distressed by it.
Are you kidding...he was probably getting high-fives all day by his pals. I wouldn't want my wife in that dress (least not in public), but I wouldn't mind being an invited guest. Too bad there weren't more photos..vavoom
I believe she has an American sister who got married about a year ago.
Yo Tony (dang that rhymes) yes her day...but check it...they've both got a glass in-hand...wonder how it goes after the buzz and hornymoon are over. And what ya wanna bet she should be wearing something other than white? LOL. Indeed they are "titillating"...real? You care?
Uffda. This is totally gross. Tony, would you want your "future wife" wearing something like this? Just wait until the kids and grandkids ask to see their wedding pictures! Is this woman a Russian porno queen or something?
Tony, would you want your "future wife" wearing something like this?
lol! I didn't say that I would approve of it if I were the groom. But it is her wedding, and if her husband is not hung up on her choice of gown, hey, bride's prerogative.
Tony, You just like looking at the picture! LOL
Utter trash. Why would she want to show the entirety of her fake boobs for her wedding pictures. Any future children should be so proud. You would think her mother could have talked some sense into her. I mean, why bother with the pasties? I don't care how old my daughter is, she would never walk out of my home dressed in such a manner, I don't care what it's for. It's revolting.
Those don't look Fake to me!!!!!!
Utter trash.
BelindaK, don't you mean UDDER TRASH? hehehe!
I gotta agree, she looks hideous. Not too mention cheap.
UDDER TRASH?
LMAO
Comedy.
Belinda, those aren't fake, trust me.
Unfortunately, she has made it possible for us to debate that.
Why is that unfortunate?
I think we need a hands on test just to be certain.
It could have been worse. I was expecting the dress to be ass-less, like chaps or something.
hey, we haven't seen the posterior of his clothing choice yet
Didn't we see her in another story earlier today? ;)
Might as well show them off while she has them, by the time she is 50, they will be hanging down around her knees.
And when she lays down? They will be in her armpits.
What is this infatuation about breasts anyways? The mind is more important than some fat on the chest.
I married for love. I am still married after over 36 years. My wife's mind is still more beautiful than her body. Her body is still very beautiful to me.
Hey, if you got 'em, flaunt 'em -- old Russian proverb.
The mind is more important than some fat on the chest.
I think your imagination is a bit lacking.
if you got 'em, flaunt 'em -- old Russian proverb
Is it applicable only for our womenfolk? When the menfolk are going to flaunt what little they have possessed?
Just remember...you asked for it.
C'mon Dubbya. I can do better than that. Here's a back shot for those who like buns of steel.
No fair dkaz.
My family album doesn't contain such...umm...'treasures'!
;)
Well it did. That's where I got the picture.
:-D
Not possible dear...I tossed my family album into our festering gene-pool years ago. Then flushed the mess before the CDC found out and placed a quarantine on the neighborhood.
So it has to be yours...besides, the backside shot just looks so much like......oh, wait.
I'm not supposed to talk about that am I?
:-))
...I tossed my family album into our festering gene-pool years ago.
I gave mine away as Christmas presents. Let someone else look at the.....unique ones.
...besides, the backside shot just looks so much like......oh, wait. I'm not supposed to talk about that am I?
It's the backside of a male so...talk away.
It's the backside of a male...
Male what?
Is he a groomsman for this wedding?
I don't know but I just clicked on to the backside shot again and that really looks uncomfortable.
When the menfolk are going to flaunt what little they have possessed?
Unfortunately, the police tend to get involved when that happens. Funny how that works.
...I just clicked on to the backside shot again and that really looks uncomfortable.
If he's half as uncomfortable wearing it, as we are viewing it...ouch.
But that raises the question of why we don't have multiple viewpoints of the lovely bride.
She must be hiding something.
Dubbya and dkaz,
You Ridiculously sick people. Thanks for the laugh. Salam. ROFL. Smile.
Peace to you too SA, and a Happy Thanksgiving to you and dkaz.
Dubbya,
and a Happy Thanksgiving to you and dkaz.
[Laughing]...Yer a little late, aren't cha'? That turkey has gone in and out already.
dkaz-
That turkey has gone in and out already.
Are you referring to the happy couples honeymoon my darling little fletan? ;)
Well shame on you, you'll embarrass her. (coughchokechokecough)
(and besides, I had 'seafood day', for which I was grateful as well as thankful)
Magoo had "seefood day". He saw it and ate it.
Magoo had "seefood day". He saw it and ate it.
You could save a lot of cash by hiding his glasses, then serving whatever's on the bottom shelf of the fridge...after covering the 'whatever' in sauce of course.
Name it something that sounds exotic and is appropriate to it's new color.
This recipe also discourages holiday guests from overstaying their welcome.
(and yes...I managed to completely avoid running with the line you fed me. but my response would have had something to do with...) :)
(and yes...I managed to completely avoid running with the line you fed me. but my response would have had something to do with...) :)
I noticed that. Don't think I don't know you by now. You....you...diplomat.
Dem are some hooters.
The band will now do a rumba..
rumba? hell how about a pechanka ?
I vote for the Limbo as the first dance.
good call Dubbya
LOL!!!!....You guys are too funny. I love it!
Okay, this is just weird. I was cleaning out my work email box today, because it was my last day at that job (yes! thank you god!), and I came across an email forward containing this photo. I'm pretty sure it was attributed to white trash America.
It was from at least a year ago.
Are you sure it is the same girl, 6.2 was the American girl in a similar dress last year.
Exact same photo as the one in the email I deleted. I can't see your link--it gives me an error page.
Yeah, the link is dead.
She sure isn’t leaving a lot to the imagination!
I'll say...
That doesn't say much for your imagination.
Just imagine what kind of garter she was wearing.
Anyone would be able to see those from their house.
I wonder what would happen if those ever escaped!
Glorious freedom!
Total eclipse of the Northern Hemisphere.
"Don't worry, I know how to handle tits."
lol
I wonder what would happen if those ever escaped!
Do a little nip-tuck? Or more precisely a tuck of nip.
I swear, She must have used some kind of adhesive, to keep those things from bouncing right out of that dress.
Crazy glue?
Either that or liquid nails. Something strong!
I'd volunteer my services to follow along right behind her holding them in place..................
We can always count on you RDS!
I'm here to serve....the ladies of Newsvine......
;-)
Does she served and OBS with that chest?
Her plastic surgeon should be proud..............personally , i'm not into fake ones but to each his own...........
I agree with you.
I am not into fake ones or big ones for that matter.
I say if it is more than a mouth full, it is to much.
But then again, the thought just occurred to me of those babies swinging in my face.
Left! Right! Up! Down! All around! Not one but two! ... Mercy!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Can't even talk about it!
How long do you think this couple will stay married ? Sorry but is this gal a tramp or what ?
Am told that the most fattening food in the world is wedding cake. Give it all a few years and see how it goes.
I want that lady and she will not stop satisfying me. Smile.
she will not stop satisfying me
Do you think the capability to expose the private area of the skin is directly proportional to satisfying capability ? If it is so you can find some lady to be able to expose everything, why to stop here?
To me, Yes Of course. But I'm tired of girls chasing me when I need to refuel myself before next round of wildness. Salam.
Spec,
Which one of these guys is you? Just curious.
How did you find out? Please don't tell anyone. Just between me and you. I am one on the left.
This is a gay couple.
Can't you guys see that?
To bad we can't see everything, then you would know.
Definitely married her for her... personality.
Of course he fell in love with her umm... personality and her brain, too.
I know what I like best about her
Her mind? LOL
Yep, I like 'em dumb
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