Aliens from outer space are already among us on earth, say Bulgarian government scientists who claim they are already in contact with extraterrestrial life.
Work on deciphering a complex set of symbols sent to them is underway, scientists from the country's Space Research Institute said.
They claim aliens are currently answering 30 questions posed to them.
Lachezar Filipov, deputy director of the Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences, confirmed the research.
It's true, they injected me with their space juice!
they injected me with their space juice
I hate to ask where
Don't tell them Mom!
The bunghole, no longer just for probing
I thought it was only for TP.
I am the great Cornholio!
What's up fella!
I was layed up in a hospital bed with a serious gunshot wound to my leg
How'd you get shot, if you don't mind me asking?
Aw man, it was good. Me and my brother got into a drinking contest last night with hard liquor. My girlfriend came to my house and picked us up, he puked his guts out once we started moving. The automatic locks kept him from opening the door in time and it went everywhere. I told him that he had eaten way too much. How bout you, lol
I am the great Cornholio!
Are you threatening me? lol
I need tp, tp for my bunghole. Bungholio. heh heh
It's nice to see, people of earth, no matter where they live, equally have their nutcases
It'll be OK... just get some help. :)
That bastard is trying to blow my cover!
All kidding aside, check this out:
Alien Alert: Bizarre calf mutilations found on Colorado ranch .
Pretty creepy, huh?
Interesting.
Well send them over to my place. I've got cupcakes and everything!
Wait a minute...I'm starting to think that they designed my Yaris. I wonder where the flight controls are?
They were first discovered by Rand Corporation in mid 70s and told to keep a low profile, until Bush dynasty came to power. When Herbert Bush became the President they came forth and called themselves 'Neocons' and now you know that US was ruled by two Aliens? Good Luck America always peek under your bed to see if their(neocon) close
ally Al Qaida (agent) is not hiding under your bed. With those two collabrating this world will always be in great mess.
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