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Stripper wanted plastic surgeon to make a third breast

Seeded on Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:48 AM EST
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A plastic surgeon in Croatia has revealed that he refused to perform an operation on a stripper who wanted him to make a third breast for her.

Doctor Sinisa Glumicic told tabloid 24 Sata his client thought she would be more attractive if she had three breasts.

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K-joy

If two are good than three is even better, sounds logical to me. I may even give her a dollar to see the extra boob. I mean come on...don't pretend you wouldn't want to see it.

  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:02 AM EST
gordy327

Reminds me of the 3-breasted hooker in the bar scene from Total Recall.

  • 5 votes
#1.1 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:42 AM EST
Karl_

An old story ...


    There was a lady who triplets begat
    Nat, Pat and Tat
    It was fun, the breeding
    But trouble, the feeding
    When she found there was no tit for Tat.

...with a happy ending.

  • 4 votes
#1.2 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:00 PM EST
jaker023

brings a whole new meaning to 3D...

  • 3 votes
#1.3 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:03 PM EST
MrFrost

Hi mom, I would like you to meet someone....

  • 2 votes
#1.4 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:47 PM EST
DaVoH

brings a whole new meaning to 3D

Triple triple D's, hells yeah...

  • 5 votes
#1.5 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:38 AM EST
Karl_

I notice that my "Happy Ending" link in post #1.2 was broken above.

Here it is at another location. This link works

  • 2 votes
#1.6 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:55 PM EST
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LordFluffy

Body modification; the frontiers expand.

  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:23 AM EST
K-joy

Where does the third boob go, on her back perhaps? That is a lot of lady lumps.

  • 5 votes
#2.1 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:27 AM EST
cartooncat

She'd have a lot of trouble finding bras that fit...

  • 5 votes
#2.2 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:33 AM EST
LordFluffy

I'm thinking in the middle, ala Total Recall.

  • 2 votes
#2.3 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:10 AM EST
unbekannt1137

LordFluffy,

I saw this headline and the indication that it was only 9 comments deep and fully realized that I could never hope to be the first one making a Total Recall reference. Well played.

  • 3 votes
#2.4 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:32 PM EST
Dennis P. McCannDeleted
anonymous-1077600

The heck with a bra, what about a halter top?? That would be an interesting look! Ooops sorry something fell out.

I guess she would be Picasso's kind of a women!

I wonder if the local art college would have hired her to pose for their students?

How about a kid going down the street, hey mom, how come she has 3??

  • 1 vote
#2.6 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:19 AM EST
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Al 616

Sounds like she was trying to pull an Eccentrica Gallumbits.

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:03 PM EST
the.no.nickname.kid

Imagine if your mom was known as " that stripper with three knockers " and the confusion breast feeding would have on that child

  • 3 votes
Reply#4 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:12 PM EST
cartooncat

All you can eat buffet?

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:12 PM EST
anonymous-1077600

How about a baby bar, opening soon! Gratis

  • 1 vote
#4.2 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:08 AM EST
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killer bees

Yeah! She would make a lot more money. That is for sure!

I wonder what she will ask for next. Maybe a penis.

You never know, man!

You never know what people will do or what they are thinking about doing.

  • 2 votes
Reply#5 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:02 PM EST
Shub Tnediserp Remrof

What is wrong with not having a third breast. In fact why not four.

  • 3 votes
Reply#6 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:26 PM EST
cartooncat

If she gets to six, she can be an honorary cat!

  • 4 votes
#6.1 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:29 AM EST
DaVoH

In fact why not four

My next door neighbor's mom had more titties than anybody. Four on the front and four on the back...

  • 6 votes
#6.2 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM EST
ruthlessmoose

ew

  • 5 votes
#6.3 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:03 PM EST
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SuperSaiyan

WTF???

  • 3 votes
Reply#7 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:40 PM EST
KarmaCharma

Everyone knows it's the three breasted strippers that make the big money!

What a boob!

  • 3 votes
Reply#8 - Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM EST
Britlassy

Even Wonder Bra's aren't that wondrous to hold triple breasticles!!!

Think of the mess she would have with the cleavage.....or the fun..... depending............

  • 3 votes
Reply#9 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:28 AM EST
DaVoH

She may just want the boob, so it would match her third nipple...

  • 5 votes
Reply#10 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:43 PM EST
anonymous-1077600

Nah she was going to have a third nipple tattooed on.

  • 1 vote
#10.1 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:11 AM EST
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lilgremlin

Part of me wonders whether or not this is a hoax by the doctor. I would have thought medical ethics would prevent him from going to the tabloids with the story, but barring ethics, hey its free publicity for him.

If its true...I wonder what the bras would look like (luuul) hmmm would that be a demi cup? I'm thinking a pushup would shove the third one into her face.

  • 3 votes
Reply#11 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:04 PM EST
anonymous-1077600

Hey maybe she is one of those ladies that has a big gap between her originals and wanted to fill it?

  • 1 vote
#11.1 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:13 AM EST
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Par4TheCourse

She would be all set to help a small litter then.

  • 5 votes
Reply#12 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:59 PM EST
dontbh8n

One mouth, two hands, no problem!

  • 4 votes
Reply#13 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:44 PM EST
LordFluffy

It should be noted that the third breast wouldn't have any more sensation than, I'm guessing, someone's arm. We're talking a cosmetic mod here, not re-routing nerve endings. I'm not sure playing with all three would be all that fun for the tribreasted one.

  • 3 votes
#13.1 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:46 PM EST
0scar Mike

I'm not sure playing with all three would be all that fun

Speak for yourself...

  • 6 votes
#13.2 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:53 PM EST
Par4TheCourse

I'm not sure playing with all three would be all that fun

Get a grip.. and and fix the dentures.. and then go hog wild.

  • 5 votes
#13.3 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:33 PM EST
anonymous-1077600

Oh come on, why fix the dentures, don't you have suction power?

  • 1 vote
#13.4 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:15 AM EST
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AlphaDogReporter

Two different ways of looking at this - either Three's Company or Three's a Crowd.

  • 2 votes
Reply#14 - Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:08 PM EST
anonymous-1077600

I guess that would depend on who is the audience:)

  • 1 vote
Reply#15 - Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:15 AM EST
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