Grammar police finds hilarious signs

Fresh frozen means that as soon as a food item is brought in for processing it is frozen. It isn't refrigerated for some period and frozen later. It is very important when buying high end fish especially if used for sushi or sashimi.

yeah I know.... but once frozen it's no longer fresh, and may have taken hours to freeze and may have thawed and refroze in between.. I would rather see "flash frozen" on the label

living on the coast, I am spoiled by "fresh caught" or "fresh off the boat" as the restaurants boast.. lol

Fresh out the Ice Box!

Thats right up there with Real imitation crab meat.....

Yep. I couldn't help but look. Almost bought a Rolleks. I think it was made of genuine plastic with real faux gold plating.

Did it come in an authentic imitation leather box?

naugahyde has nearly caused the extinction of Nauga's.. you never see one in the wild..

It was imitation Naugahyde.

Here is a brief history on the Nauga.

Sort of like "Real Faux Pearls".

faux (adj) - Bing Dictionary

faux [ fō ]

1. imitation: made in imitation of a natural material such as leather or fur

LoL! :D

Rolleks...LLLOL!!! I want one, next time I go to Turkey that is...!

One of my favoites is "Non-Fat" Mayonnaise. WOW! How do they do that, when the recipe for mayonnaise is a stable emulsion of oil, mustard, egg yolk and either vinegar or lemon juice, and salt.

There's "one" in every crowd.

And at first I thought I wanted the Ring Bell for "Meat Service" sign at home, but then I read it in a different context and thought....maybe not such a good idea.

LOL - I'd have to hide that sign just to get some sleep!

Ah grammar and punctuation. Who knew such things would be so important?

Chihuahua.

Very large cat.

Rabid Hamster!

well trained mongoose?

Dawg.

Honey Badger?

Nah, you don't have to worry about him, "Honey Badger Don't Give a @!$%#."

I mean "why" would anyone use "quoatations" randomly to "create" emphasis.

I think the "intention" was to create "emphasis," not "create" emphasis.

But I could be "wrong."

That actually made my brain hurt.

Well, it made my "brain" hurt.

I am "sorry" your brain got "hurt".

Oh "stop" it. You're so "silly".

"I am 'Silly', aren't I!"

Note the random unnecessary capital letter as well. I love those.

Don't get me started on capital and lower case issues. IT drives "Me" cRaZy.

My pet peeve is apostrophe abuse.

I know' what you mean' Shannoscubie. Why do people randomly insert those'?

Why do people randomly insert those'?

Better safe than sorry?

I had an artist friend who made money painting shop signs in the UK. I caught her adding an apostrophe to TEAS (as in "Teas for sale") during the sketching stage and made her erase it.

I'm saving the world one apostrophe at a time.

All I can say is Thank's!

ROFL.. now this is why I enjoy newsvine.. luv you guys.. :-) peace

Your welcome, Jimmy.

Your welcome, Jimmy.

Naughty Shannoscubie! (or should I tea'se and say "NaUgHty" Shannoscubie?)

Heh. I'm just taking that other article I saw to heart. You know, the one suggesting we should do something every day that we're afraid of? I'm heading for the wild side: today, I also ate leftovers. I might even forgo flossing tonight.

I might even forgo flossing tonight.

Gasp! You REBEL!!!

You know, the one suggesting we should do something every day that we're afraid of?

Didn't see that article. I've been spending my day trying not to do (say) things of which I'm afraid of the consequences. My tongue really hurts from the repeated bites.

I abuse apostrophes frequently. I'm never sure where to put them, so I put them everywhere. So no Shanno' can sue me.

Just got through "killing" a spider's...Do Something you Are "afraid" of Accomplished!

My tongue really hurts from the repeated bites.

I know what you mean. My hands hurt from sitting on them. But I comfort myself by imagining the pain is from dislocating a few jaws.

I know what you mean. My hands hurt from sitting on them. But I comfort myself by imagining the pain is from dislocating a few jaws.

But seriously - if someone is kind enough to call themselves an idiot how can you help but agree with them? I should try that creative visualization technique & see if it helps. :)

Yeah for you Ivory Bill. You genius. I can Haz Chezburger! You no haz Chezburgerz'. What is the Capitol of France? Why do they call it swiss cheese if they make it everywhere? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Why me lord? Why me?

Why do you park in a driveway-- and drive on the parkway?

Then employ a "peacekeeping force" after the war?

Oh, get this. My own SON says the word "tooken" sometimes. In the beginning, it was a slip-up but I think he does it now just to watch my eyes bulge.

I went to look for some of my post, but they were tooken away. It was the most worstest day ever.

I went to look for some of my post, but they were tooken away. It was the most worstest day ever.

Ah, don't take it personal.

**Another hated, often heard misused word.**

I hear 'tooked' a lot. such as when kids cry "He tooked it from me!"

I've seen those too. Sometimes its a matter of the wind or whoever put the letters in didn't put them in just so to prevent embarassing slippages. Or sometimes its not realizing that you're sign has lights out. In my area we have a Holiday in that faces out onto the highway and quite a few letters from "Holiday" were burned out for a couple days. I still wondered if their traffic improved for that time period.

When it happens to you, all you can do is shrug and laugh (and get it fixed asap :) ).

Maybe you should do some Pubic Displays. That would surely drum up some business....LOL!

LOL Jimmy. I think that requires some slightly different licensing from the county.

Oh, well my bad. You could just refer to it as "Art". That covers everything.

Ah yes, I can see it now: LIVE!!! ALL NATURAL!!! Georgia O'Keefe Complete Works Gallery Opening