It’s “Death and Taxes and Zombies.”

See? Interesting! It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: an investment strategy angle on the whole zombie phenomenon.

This timely academic work explores the important question of whether zombies should be considered dead for purposes of the estate tax. With proper planning, the author suggests, there could be profitable investing for the shambling horde in “the coming day when the undead walk the earth, feasting on the living.”